Things To Do Before We Die.

10.) Pay for a meal in all pennies.

9.) Write a novel.

8.) Put a shark fin on my back and go swim in the ocean.

7.) Skip around the airport like a hippie.

6.) Ask everyone in the grocery store what their favorite color is and then once they’ve responded say, “WTF ARE YOU TELLING ME FOR I’M COLOR BLIND?!” even though you’re not.

5.) Climb up The Empire State building, kinda like Spider Man….only better.

4.) Make a post-it picture on the wall like they do in all the Youtube videos.

3.) Attempt to be a stickfigure.

2.) Tell another Spanish speaking person that I have AIDS and it’s all because of Tumblr. Even though that’s not true. Then blog about it. And tell the world!

1.) Say to someone who speaks Spanish, “Hi, my name is Paige. You’re gay.” in Spanish.